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Letter to Brucie//Proof I need sleep
Dear Sir,
If you are looking for a cheerful tale about children of God frolicking among the Garden of Eden’s verdure, then I regret to inform you that pressing the ‘cancel’ button might be a good decision, for I do not come bearing good news (despite the cordiality of the e-mail’s subject title). It is my duty to notify you that I have yet to receive an evaluation mark and/or corrected copy of my annotated bibliography or outline, which were sent off Friday, April 3 1862 2009. Should I try to write my first draft nevertheless, or wait for the approval of the aforementioned documents?
Hoping this will not find a disheveled you at four in the ante meridiem,
With all due respect,
Commander-in-chief of undead flying zombie monkeys.
(Amen.)
PS: Testing, testing… Will this even go through? I have become so disheartened with this system that there is no way in Hell I will even contemplate naming my children Léa or Mio.
(getit? cause the picture isn’t of an envelope – it’s of an air vent ;D)
1 comment April 8, 2009
Shanfacelove.
Lilian agrees with Shanface. There, not there, WTFTIME. 1:02 in the mornin’
Lilian needs her own Coojoe. [as prescribed by Dr.TranquilizerdartShanface, PhD.] 1:04 in the mornin’
Shannon is Dr. TranquilizerdartShanface, PhD. (How do you warm a toilet seat?) 1:15 in the mornin’
Lilian requests Dr.TranquilizerdartShanface Ph.D, give her her own Coojoe & toiletseatwarmer. 1:16 in the mornin’
Lilian is legit in NouilleYorke. 10:08 in the mornin’
Shannon assraping by museums? DAFOCK. 10:11 in the mornin’
Lilian would get legitimately assraped by pigeons&museums in NouilleYorke. Note to self: dictionary.com “subtle” for future reference. 10:12 in the mornin’
Shannon has seen the light! OUATTE. OUATTEEEEEEEE. 10:16 in the mornin’
Lilian : “YOU BETTER NOT KICK OUR ASSRAPING PIGEONS.” 10:24 in the mornin’
Shannon WON’T SAVE YOU FROM THE MUSEUMS EITHER. get some dry pants. OUATTE! 10:25 in the mornin’
Shannon WON’T SAVE YOU FROM THE MUSEUMS EITHER. get some dry pants. I ouant some tacos. 10:30 in the mornin’ -
Shannon just used lilian? 12:47 in the evenin’
Lilian is a robot made of steel&love for shanface, and doesn’t know how that could possibly begin to work. 12:47 in the evenin’
Shannon is such a hardcore mother. 12:50 in the evenin’
Lilian is a hardcore mother. 12:50 in the evenin’
Sally ouants to kick some piegons. Ouatte’s so wrong with that?
Add comment February 22, 2009
Why my friends rock.
.winsane© says (11:01 PM):
why?
Mey says (11:01 PM):
ewwy
.winsane© says (11:01 PM):
oh.
CEST BON
.winsane© says (11:02 PM):
TAS TU DEJA GOUTÉ
Mey says (11:02 PM):
es fucked up
.winsane© says (11:02 PM):
moi je trippe.
2 comments November 22, 2008
Tomorrow weather: light showers.
.winsane says (6:24 PM):
WHAT THE HELL
is nanowrimo??
LeeLee is NaNoWriMo//deadbread BATMUN. says (6:26 PM):
LOL
national novel writing month.
(:
I’m kind of…
writing a story?
you have the month of november to write a 50 000 word novel. From start to finish. :/
.winsane says (6:27 PM):
ouh
nicee
FIFTY THOUSAND HOLYCRAP
LeeLee is NaNoWriMo//deadbread BATMUN. says (6:27 PM):
XD
LOL
YES
I KNOW.
FIFTY THOUSAND.
LeeLee is NaNoWriMo//deadbread BATMUN. says (6:27 PM):
CE SERAIT BON SI J’AVAIS UN SUJET/DIRECTION MAIS…
ouas.
LeeLee is NaNoWriMo//deadbread BATMUN. says (6:28 PM):
disons que…
jmanque d’inspiration un peu?
LOL
.winsane says (6:28 PM):
oh wait
WHAT
you dont have a subject?
is becca writing one too?
OH SHIT A NOVEL
moii dans ma tete c’était une nouvelle
A NOVEL
WOWOW
OHCRAP
.winsane says (6:29 PM):
ARE THEY GOING TO PUBLISH IT?
can i buy it?
where can i buy it?
will it be costy?
will it be printed on eco-friendly paper?
can i make the cover art?
can i wear socks while doing it?
what’s the author’s tone?
*brain explosion*
LeeLee is NaNoWriMo//deadbread BATMUN. says (6:30 PM):
across this what?finelookstupid?
No, I don’t.
Yes, she wants to. (she doesn’t have a sbj either LOL)
OH SHIT I NO.
No.
Yes!
(nowaitno.)
No.
YES.
YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Depends if your feet sweat.
Friendly?
*puts you back together*
—
I plan on writing a novel.
Don’t make me brush this off?
Blegh. I’m so tired.
FUKALLHUMANITIESDRAFT.
—
Ze Barbara
Streissand Quiz.
01 | YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET?
- peanut butter m&ms
- beef jerky
- white-tummy gummies
- popeye sticks (so I can look cool smoking. *blows sugar-smoke ring*
02 | IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
- Loch Ness Monster. Then I’d be able to know if they/I existed or not.
03 | WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD?
- Fred Weasley (I always thought he was cuter than George. Srsly.)
04 | WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU’RE AT AN IHOP?
.winsane dit (23:44) :
what’s an ihop?
LeeLee is NaNoWriMo//deadbread BATMUN. dit (23:44) :
international house of pancakes.
- So… pancakes, I guess?
- HASH BROWNS.
- Not. Ice cream. D:
05 | LAST BOOK YOU READ?
- Antigone
- Lysistrata
- The Perks of Being a Philosopher in the Rye
- The Lovely Bones.
06 | HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
- What is this ‘making out’ of which you speak?
07 | DESCRIBE YOUR FAVOURITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.
- It’s from AE: orange&blue. Extremely comfy.
08 | DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED.
- I’ve never really broken anything?
- Or dislocated any bones.
- My nail has come off?
- OhnoesIchippedanail.
09 | OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN A WELL?
- Winsane, because of her pure randomness. Instead of figuring out a way to get out, we’d probably just swim circumferences and make stupid jokes.
- Saam, because he might actually figure out a way to get out of there. (<– WTF THIS IS RANDOM I KNOW. Canthelpit; his name popped up after I read the question. :/
- Not both at the same time. I’m just sayin’.
- NO WAIT. WHY WOULD I BE IN A WELL IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Urrrrrrrrrrghhh. The Ringgggggg. ;_;
- D:
- A jar of almonds so I could eat. D: Mnomnom.
—
PS: I bought a new commonplace book today. (:
2 comments November 7, 2008
I believe in love.
LeeLee is poli sci BATMUN. said:
:/
Dustil; I love Clur. No more hmwksss. said:
Whats wrong?
LeeLee is poli sci BATMUN. said:
dontknow
I miss peeing in bathrooms.
s’not the same anymore.
I don’t want to grow up.
Boys are stupid and I hate it. D:
bring me back to the simpler days?
Dustil; I love Clur. No more hmwksss. said:
I aggreeee.
i miss pissing myself smily faces
sitting on gaia for HOURS
and not getting bored.
Someone take me back to those days. Just for a moment?
I love Nathan like an old stuffed toy. I may go out and live my life in the city, but at the end of the day, when I’m yearning that old feeling of comfort and home, I’ll pull him out when no one is looking, and bury my head in the plush, eyes sealed tight against the world threatening to break in.
Add comment November 3, 2008
Letter to Charles, executive editor of school newspaper, The Word.
I am
finding myself
unable to find
a proper
article
subject
especially one related to
or pertaining to
Christmas
and the season
that is
coldfrostandslush.
pleasedontskinmealive.
[from: me.]
Shit. I really need ideas for a new article.
(I’m saving my Love-related one for the Febr. issue.)
Add comment October 26, 2008
LeeLee is nokisslist. BATMUN. says (12:30 PM):
I just read Naomi&Ely’s No Kiss List.
It was really good.
It made me cry a bit, at the end.
It’s about a girl and a boy, who are best friends.
LeeLee is nokisslist. BATMUN. says (12:31 PM):
The boy is gay; the girl is straight.
They know each other inside out,
The girl wants the boy
The boy is promiscuous with everyone but her.
It was a really good book
And it made me think of you sometimes.
That’s it. (:
I just finished Naomi&Ely’s No Kiss List. You should read it, even if I’m not sure you’ll get it the way I did. Do.
It made me think of Nathan. It made me remember the friendship and connection and love that I’m still not sure if I imagined up, or actually read well. Or something in the middle. Even if he&I haven’t lived in the apartment in front of me my whole life, that doesn’t mean that I can’t remember ever not having him right there, as a name on my desktop, as one click away, as always in my room, as a last, smiling thought before falling asleep.
I think love also means that last call. If it was the end of the world; who would you call? Who would be in your thoughts?
I also think love is understanding that you’re not the first one on the last call list, and being okay with that. Understanding it. Accepting it. With a smile on your face, and love in your heart.
I love you,
still.
Add comment October 26, 2008
computer labs
class starts in 23 minutes. I should really get going, but I just had to say that I’ve been in the computer lab with two other guys (I don’t know) this morning and I think they’re doing their CVs and god they’re just hilarious. XD I can’t even begin to say how hard it was for me to NOT laugh–
LOL I JUST FAILED.
“Au lieu de dire ‘education’ je pense que je vais mettre ‘academic achievements’. Elle donne des points pour ‘word effectiveness’.”
LOLWTF.
“C’est quoi High School Diploma en anglais?”
“Tu viens de le dire en Anglais.”
“Chuis sur qu’ils ont appele “the Bucket List” “la liste de chaudiere” en francais.”
“C’est Sans Plus Apprendre en francais.”
“Eh t’es curieux toi hein?”
“C’est ou que chuis alle au secondaire.”
“T’es tu capable de googler ca pour nous?”
“In voy d’obtention.”
(En voie d’obtention)
“Hobbies : world of warcraft. Chuis sur qu’ils vont m’employer!”
Awww. class is starting in 18 minutes, but I don’t want to leave cause these guys are just too funny. I hope I bump into them again. XD
“Ah non non non, toi tu reste a droite mon gars.”
(talking to a word cell)
(laughing to himself)
Haha, ongoing… h’aaa.
4 comments September 8, 2008
Dustil Shake that ass, make like me. says (9:23 PM):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrHsVEchoUI&feature=related you can listen and twease!
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (9:23 PM):
OMFGONOWYOU’RETALKIN’ MY LANGUAGE.
♥
Dustil Shake that ass, make like me. says (9:23 PM):
Lmao xD
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (9:23 PM):
I think that’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.
.winsane says (11:13 PM):
JAI DES NOUVELLES BOXERS
.winsane says (11:14 PM):
: ))
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:16 PM):
WOW
FROMWHERE.
IOUANT.
D<
.winsane says (11:17 PM):
de la vie en rose lolol
cest pour gars
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:17 PM):
……..
I admire your courage.
XD
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:18 PM):
how much?
what do they look like?
can I have a pair?
will you take pictures?
how about now?
can I see them?
on?
can I see them on a hanger?
will you be putting them on your head anytime soon?
when will you stop my from talking?
when will you cut me off?
do you still love your gigantic shoes?
Is there a print on said boxers?
On a scale of one to ten–
a Jar of almonds?
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:19 PM):
Do you think Jim Sturgess would approve of them?
.winsane says (11:19 PM):
2$
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:19 PM):
How about lucie?
(LOL.)
.winsane says (11:19 PM):
they’re blue with polka dots of every color
yes you can have a pair
no i wont take pictures
not not now
you can see them one day
no not on
yes you can see them on a hanger
no i will not be putting them on my head anytime soon
.winsane says (11:20 PM):
i wont sto you from talking
i didnt cut you off cause you didnt give me time
i still and will always love my gigantic shoes
yes there is a print on said boxers, i just told you there were polka dots
on a scale of one to ten my boxers are one hundred million
yes a jar of almond
.winsane says (11:21 PM):
i dont know if jim sturdess would approve of them id have to ask so id have to meet him which really doesnt bother me at all
i dont know if lucy would approve cause she’s a fictional character
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:21 PM):
Would you mind if I put this up on my wordpress, or will you be really pissed because it would just add to the list of things you have to read and should eventually get around to doing?
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:22 PM):
becuase I just love how you answered all of my questions.
XD
52 reasons why I love winsane. 8D
.winsane says (11:23 PM):
no i would not mind if you put this up in your wordpress
Leelee IS learning2comprehend Batman (: says (11:26 PM):
<3
.winsane says (11:26 PM):
:]
“EW! Why is the gum wet”!?
Add comment August 22, 2008
